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Let me start off by explaining my problem...When I get nervous, or anxious, my stomach churns a bit and I get gas. Now that you can see where I am leading, let me start my story.
I had fallen in love with a girl I had met in town, but everytime I got around her, I got too shy to talk to her. Well, as it happened, I was at a mutual friends house the night she broke up with her boyfriend. We started talking and she showed an interest in me. We eventually kissed. That is when my problem began. I should have been over my nervousness, but instead it kicked into overdrive. As we sat there on the floor talking, my stomach swole up with gas. I was too embarassed to get up to use the bathroom and the gas started to silently slip. It was aweful. I could smell it, but she had showed no signs. After a few more slipped, she said she was going to get a glass of tea from the frig. I grabbed this opportunity to jump up, run to the bathroom and relieve myself. Everybody in the house heard the explosive commotion from the bathroom. How embarassing. Four years later, after marrying the lady of my dreams, we talked about this night. She had indeed gotten up and!
went to the kitchen to get away from the foul smell. Oi!
